Hairapalooza
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Hair hair everywhere
Don’t look now! It’s right in there.
It’s in the sink, it’s on the floor
It’s in my bed, it’s on the door.
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Hair hair everywhere
Don’t look now! It’s right in there.
It’s in the sink, it’s on the floor
It’s in my bed, it’s on the door.
I have since I was a kid.
I can’t stand too close to the edge of anything higher than an easy jump.
I can’t even comfortably look out the window of a tall building without getting a bit unnerved.
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Before I start, I want to qualify that the love I have for my wife is infinite.
Moving on…
I love Giada De Laurentiis.
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I have a routine in the morning. Following this routine works for me. It makes me happy.
It goes something like this…
I wake up at 6:00am and snooze for 10 minutes. This is when my wife and I get to spend time together. We are sleeping but we spend time together nonetheless.
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Somewhere but not here…
Out-Numbered – I think this is your room.
Daughter – 238 right?
Out-Numbered – That’s what the paper says.
Daughter – Where’s the key? …read more
So my Dad came in to visit last weekend so we could sort out some heavy father-son shit. Right? I was looking forward to spending some time alone with him and getting some stuff off my chest.
It’s all good.
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When I was a kid we played with trucks. We rode big wheels around the neighborhood pretending to be Ponch and Jon. We collected comics, Micronauts and Star Wars Cards. The toys back then had heart, substance and encouraged children to be creative.
WE INVENTED PONG GOD DAMMIT!!! Back then, less was more.
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Call things by their right names – Glass of brandy and water! That is the current, but not the appropriate name; ask for a glass of liquid fire and distilled damnation. -Robert Hall
Would you change history if you knew something bad was going to happen?
Would you interfere with destiny?
How far would you go in order to prevent disaster?
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Dear Mr. Daughtry,
I’m writing to you in this eleventh hour out of desperation. I would like to call a matter of great importance to your attention. My name is Jason and I am a fan of your music. Furthermore, I am a huge Heavy Metal fan. Although technically, I wouldn’t consider your works to be of that genre, I am borrowing, if not counting on your Hard Rock prowess for a particular reason.
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I don’t have a ton of accessible memories of when I was a young child. One of the fondest memories I can recall, is of me, my little brother and my mom, taking a trip to see the Ringling Brothers Circus at Nassau Coliseum on Long Island. My Mother was a single parent and we didn’t have a lot of money but I can assure you that the money was well spent; her return on investment cashed out in smiles. In those days, I would imagine that smiles were worth a lot more to her, than the price of admission.
“Animals in Circuses don’t perform because they want to; they perform because they’re afraid not to.”
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