Sex and the Sippy
Posted by: Sex And The Sippy, September 24, 2008 in 6:56 pm
I’ve heard that some people schedule sex. I’ve also heard that some people wash their walls. I’m not sure what freaks me out more.
Maybe it’s because I consider what goes in my momAgenda “obligations,” but writing “get down and dirty with my spouse, Oct 23rd” in my planner just freaks me out. Sex should be a priority in every marriage because it’s an important mode of communication (and fun). I know some women out there show how important it is by planning it and while I’m positive that their better halves appreciate knowing that it’s a FOR SURE, but I can’t just can’t get on that train.
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Posted by: Sex And The Sippy, September 12, 2008 in 10:24 am
We moms are forever complaining that we don’t have the energy for sex. Ok, yes we’re tired and overworked, but how can we not have the energy for something that is supposed to make us feel good? If a dude knocked on your door at 11pm and told you you’d just won a $10,000 shopping spree at the boutique of your choice I doubt the words, “Not tonight, so tired” would come out of your mouth. A burst
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Posted by: Sex And The Sippy, August 15, 2008 in 8:24 am
It’s hard enough for moms to feel like jumping out of their jeans. Don’t let these three libido killers ruin what could be a very naughty evening.
1. Watching Law & Order Special Victim’s Unit before bed.
Hearing a heart wrenching story about a five-year old’s brutal demise is not going to help you feel all tingly “down there.” Plus, 99% of the perps (yes, I said perps) are men and I don’t know about you, but I
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Posted by: Sex And The Sippy, August 10, 2008 in 3:10 pm
We’re busy. We’re tired. We’re slightly resentful of the fact that the bulk of parenting seems to be on our shoulders. Plus you didn’t unload the dishwasher.
Moms always have a reason why it’s easier to say no than yes in the bedroom. You’d think all of the modern technology would have lightened our load. We’re not washing laundry, or even dishes, by hand. I rarely even pick fruit off of a tree, much less walk to the market. What drains us so much that we can’t muster up the energy to have sex?
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Posted by: Sex And The Sippy, August 10, 2008 in 3:01 pm
Who needs sex with you’ve got food, hugs from the kids, and a long list of blogs to catch up on? You and your marriage that’s who. And you know what the rule is about things you don’t use right? You lose them. So unless you want your vagina to out of your pant leg it’s time to reinstate sex as important as air. Remember when you were in high school?
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