Dads
Posted by: , March 7, 2010 in 11:20 am
My baby girl is growing up. I can’t believe it.
It seems like it was only yesterday that she was shitting in the bath tub, eating chalk and falling down the stairs. It all happens so fast, I tell ya.
Some Dads get a bit timid when it comes to dealing with their daughter’s progression. I personally don’t see the problem. Every time my little princess says something that indicates she’s advancing on to the next level, it makes me smile. It’s like watching someone break the high score on Ms Pac-Man. Did you know there are 256 levels on Ms Pac-Man?
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Posted by: , February 26, 2010 in 10:48 am
Family trip commence.
Witness my mad parenting skillz.
Airplane style…
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Posted by: , February 13, 2010 in 12:29 pm
I hate you Valentine’s Day.
I hate you because you are right.
I hate you because you remind me of what a complacent sh*t I’ve become.
I hate you because you make me feel guilty.
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Posted by: , February 11, 2010 in 9:20 am
My oldest daughter and I are very musical people.
We both love to sing and perform.
For her 5th birthday, I bought her a microphone and an amplifier. She uses it all the time. We have guitars in the house, a piano, keyboards and all sorts of musical influences, that serve as a constant source of inspiration and encouragement.
The only thing that’s been slightly disappointing for me, from a selfish standpoint, is that our tastes in music seem to differ quite a lot.
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Posted by: , February 2, 2010 in 11:49 pm
I am a bad parent.
I have been lying on the couch, watching football all afternoon. My wife is out with my youngest daughter. I am home alone with my 7 year old.
I haven’t fed her lunch or even checked on her in quite some time. She knows where we hide the 100 calorie packs. This should suffice.
I’m not overly worried but I am becoming a tad concerned.
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Posted by: , February 1, 2010 in 10:07 am
Sometimes being a Dad is dangerous. Sometimes it’s delightful. Other times, it’s delicious.
Dangerous
On Saturday night, I got slugged in the face by a bedazzled purse filled with Chucky Cheese Tokens. Yep that’s right. My 7 year old filled her purse with about 50 gold tokens and tossed it, in all of it’s glittery glory, right at my mug. She was standing about a
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Posted by: , January 25, 2010 in 12:13 pm
I Hate You…
May I have candy?
You must first eat your supper.
You’re mean. I hate you.
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Posted by: , January 20, 2010 in 12:52 am
My daughter has been bugging me for weeks to take her to the $1 store. For some reason she views this place as some type of shopping mecca. I’m not sure what she expects but whatever it is she’s imagining, the bar is set pretty high.
7 Year Old – “Daddy, can we please go to the $1 store today? Please. Please. Please.
Out-Numbered – “I suppose. What is it that you want there anyway?”
7 Year Old – “My friends got beautiful rings there and everything is $1. Can we go?”
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Posted by: , January 9, 2010 in 10:44 am
I have a really good relationship with my 7 year old daughter.
We have a lot in common. We both love music, we like to be in the spotlight and we are both extremely stubborn. I love being with her. Even when she is being “difficult”, I have a tendency to give her the benefit of the doubt. We make each other laugh.
I see myself in her. She’s an old soul in a tiny little body.
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Posted by: , January 5, 2010 in 10:25 pm
“It is Christmas in the heart that puts Christmas in the air.” – W.T. Ellis
“Cook a Glazed Ham on Christmas for a friend and you will never again, walk life’s path alone. You also get to eat the ham.” – Out-Numbered
Growing up, most of my close friends were Christians. When I was a kid, that simply meant that I celebrated Hanukkah and they celebrated Christmas. It was pretty simple. As a young child, I clearly remember being jealous of my friends come Christmas time.
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