Dirty Little Secrets Mothers Don’t Mention
1. How much you long to feel pretty again.
2. Just how much sex you are NOT having after the birth of the baby.
3. Your kid still wakes up at 3am…and he is 5.
4. You hate that everyone ONLY asks you about “the baby”.
5. There are moments you do not like your kid at all.
6. You secretly wish your child inherited some of your personality traits and not your husband’s.
7. You regret not waiting longer to have a kid.
8. You don’t give a rat’s ass about the effects of TV on your child as long as it gives you some peace and quite.
9. When you watch devastating commercials of kids with cancer, you think to yourself “Thank God my kid is healthy”.
10. You secretly compare your kid to others and your body to every other mother’s at the playground.
