The Fast Shower
My toddler was at the age (and I guess she still isn’t) where you can’t leave her in the room to watch TV by herself but she is too old to be strapped to a baby seat so I would super, baby proof the bathroom so I could take a shower and sing an interactive rendition of Ole’ MacDonald complete with asking her what animal was on the farm and have her tell me what they said so I could make sure she would be entertained, conscious and not have anything in her mouth. Man, you can shower FAST in a situation like that! 
Now, I give her a bottle, turn on Curious George, sit her on the couch with Bunny and set up baby gates so she can only go into the spare bedroom or the bathroom (and hope for the best!)
