Things I Hate Hearing Mothers Say To Me at The Playground
1. “I wish I was as carefree as you. I am so obsessed with always watching my kid.”
2. “We don’t have a TV!”
3. “Her hair will grow…I think…eventually.”
4. “I don’t have to ever work” then 2 minutes later…
5. “Where is that nanny?”
6. “Is that your husband? He is cute.”
7. “My daughter walked when she was 5 months old… up the hill, in the snow.”
8. “It’s so funny how your daughter bangs her head against the wall like that!”
9. “We are having a princess party…”
10. “Your little boy (I have a daughter) should be in pageants.
