Things That Non-Parents Should Never Tell Parents
1. “I am tired.”
2. “I was bored all weekend. Nothing to do.”
3. “I know how you feel. My dog is a bad sleeper too.”
4. “I like the natural look you’ve been sporting lately!”
5. “You know what you should do…”
6. “I’ve been to Paris 3 times this year. It’s just getting old.”
7. “My stomach is so big.”
8. “You never call me anymore.”
9. “You know when you fell kind of out of it because you slept TOO much?”
10. “Shouldn’t she/he be _________ by now?”
